look mom, no hands!
is this me making this perfectly awesome 31×16 stitch pattern? or some holographic projection of me? am i dead yet? why’s that monkey wearing a tube top?
looks like lace is not entirely as cryptic and cringe-worthy as i led … Read the rest
to boldly go..
so what del happens when someone with a negative attention span and zero ability to follow instructions tries to knit lace?
despite my 20 years of knitting experience i’ve intentionally kept myself away from projects which, without any exaggeration, can
excessively displeased avifauna
..or, as the colloquial translation goes, angry f-ing birds.
ok. so it turns out geeks love toys.
recognizing opportunity where i saw one, i tapped into the infinite demand of crocheted class=”menu” novelty items by making a red bird for … Read the rest
plain, simple & pretty
this one took forever to make, but it had less to do with me being slow or mentally defective and more with a grade A flu mixed with bronchitis and debilitating back pain. or so i keep telling myself.
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them hootin’ owls
i finally jumped on the bandwagon and made To my own owl sweater. 97 % of knitters out there have already done it anyway so who am i to retain originality?