arsenic & old lace
today i bring you tidings of last year, the tail end of 2014, when life was still constant and/because season two of true detective had not been made yet.
to the statement, “but liisa, it’s now substantially later than last … Read the rest
barney
having grown up in a time and culture where children’s TV programming mainly consisted of DDR propaganda, extremely disturbing PSA’s, and german detective cartoons where every episode contained at least one plotline involving strippers and/or boobs, it’s probably … Read the rest
the big reveal
the secret is out. part of it, anyway.
i’m sorry it’s not a box with an embarrassing spongebob photo inside. but it’s pretty sweet anyway.
please give a standing ovation to my first published pattern. let me repeat that … Read the rest
smelly
there was a sheep, and the sheep was smelly.
the sheep ate grass and some other things too. sometimes the sheep slept and dreamt sheepy dreams.
then the sheep was sheared and turned into yarn, and the yarn was dyed … Read the rest