just when we thought summer would skip our grand nordic nation entirely, that she would cruelly ignore our very existence in this odd peninsula–affectionately nicknamed either the armpit or the asshole of northern europe, depending on which warped position you … Read the rest
just so you don’t think i’m a ruthless, heartless bitch with no tolerance or compassion for any my fellow men, please know that i’ve just had four quite relaxing days off work and am now more or less back to … Read the rest
people = shit
forgive me the raunchy title. how it takes me back to year 2001, a year covered in heartbreaking teenager angst and soundtracked by a certain iowan 8-piece with a well-noted affection for such raunchy titles.
but i’m not really a … Read the rest
you may recall that i have an awesome brother.
now it turns out i have another awesome brother.
(i also have a sister, who admittedly has an awesome washing machine as well as some fairly awesome food at my … Read the rest