having grown up in a time and culture where children’s TV programming mainly consisted of DDR propaganda, extremely disturbing PSA’s, and german detective cartoons where every episode contained at least one plotline involving strippers and/or boobs, it’s probably … Read the rest
i’ve been busy. lots of things happening around here. many of them good, some not so good.
things changing across the board.
despite all the insane and outrageous and preposterously rewarding life-changing choices i’ve made in the recent years, i’m … Read the rest
the big reveal
the secret is out. part of it, anyway.
i’m sorry it’s not a box with an embarrassing spongebob photo inside. but it’s pretty sweet anyway.
please give a standing ovation to my first published pattern. let me repeat that … Read the rest
being sick is not fun.
in moments like these i find myself gazing longingly to the east, to the mildly socialist republic of finland, where you can be as sick as you can and miss as much work as you … Read the rest
i feel like i’ve just given birth.
today i’ve brought to conclusion an unprecedented, three-part project which i carried out with much determination and poise, despite all the dangers and uncertainty inherent in such projects.
as the boy would surely … Read the rest
there was a sheep, and the sheep was smelly.
the sheep ate grass and some other things too. sometimes the sheep slept and dreamt sheepy dreams.
then the sheep was sheared and turned into yarn, and the yarn was dyed … Read the rest
canada, fuck yeah
news have been received.
they were received through an unassuming e-mail on a groggy tuesday morning, upon receipt of which the undersigned went cold and limp and called mom and cried, as she so often does.
the ministry of jobs, … Read the rest