blocking 101
here’s how to do it.
you take the scarf, shirt, whatever, and dump it into your bathroom sink. no, wait, draw some warm water first and then dump it in. you don’t want that baby felting. don’t worry if there … Read the rest
b-day & hat resurrected
greetings from planet birthday. it’s a pretty sweet place, where everyone likes you and wants to give you cool things for no reason at all except for being born on some random day. and you gladly accept this lavish attention … Read the rest
another problem solved
living alone and having a less-than-impressive social life means having to negotiate several tricky obstacles that arise when attempting to perform functions that, for optimum results, require two people. and i’m not just talking about sex.
although TV’s a good … Read the rest
epic non-fail
look mom, no hands!
is this me making this perfectly awesome 31×16 stitch pattern? or some holographic projection of me? am i dead yet? why’s that monkey wearing a tube top?
looks like lace is not entirely as cryptic and cringe-worthy as i led … Read the rest
to boldly go..
so what del happens when someone with a negative attention span and zero ability to follow instructions tries to knit lace?
despite my 20 years of knitting experience i’ve intentionally kept myself away from projects which, without any exaggeration, can
excessively displeased avifauna
..or, as the colloquial translation goes, angry f-ing birds.
ok. so it turns out geeks love toys.
recognizing opportunity where i saw one, i tapped into the infinite demand of crocheted class=”menu” novelty items by making a red bird for … Read the rest