Year

2012

20
Jul
2012
0

people = shit

forgive me the raunchy title. how it takes me back to year 2001, a year covered in heartbreaking teenager angst and soundtracked by a certain iowan 8-piece with a well-noted affection for such raunchy titles.

but i’m not really a … Read the rest

30
Jun
2012
0

sign me up

i’ve recently joined a club.

a very exclusive club.

one that grants me access to heavenly joys of unfathomable proportions. and a $70 bill, but let’s put that aside for a minute.

let’s shall.

these are my brand new 2.5mm, … Read the rest

23
Jun
2012
0

oh, midsummer

for some people midsummer means absolutely nothing.

for some other people it means going out, getting drunk, and drowning in shallow water.

for me it means getting a free day off, eating pie, and making button bracelets with my favorite … Read the rest

13
Jun
2012
0

finger bondage

thank god my left middle finger’s into bondage. otherwise this picture might seem odd.

john wayne is politely averting his eyes…what a p***y

to those of you not familiar with the joys of handjobs (the giggle-inducing literal translation to käsityöt, … Read the rest