what a ridiculously perfect pairing, this hitchhiker fellow and me. he’s fast enough to keep me interested, simple enough to make me feel special by comparison, and pretty enough to maintain perpetual heat in my nether regions.
i suppose he thinks highly of me too. assuming that an inanimate object cares. i like to think they do, because it gives me a sense of self-appreciation and worth. i’m queen fluffalot, remember?
with my royal guardian ponies and goats.
i love being me.