thirties shmirties
should i be having some sort of crisis? or is it cool to just be, you know, fine?
somehow this is supposed to be a very precarious time, with past choices starting to weigh me down and future choices being … Read the rest
greetings, granny-o
i suppose i should say welcome. or something.
hi! i am liisa, the slightly obnoxious, fluff-covered queen of the universe.
you may remember me from such recent hits as the great speed knitting debacle of 2013, the fabled story … Read the rest
barney
having grown up in a time and culture where children’s TV programming mainly consisted of DDR propaganda, extremely disturbing PSA’s, and german detective cartoons where every episode contained at least one plotline involving strippers and/or boobs, it’s probably … Read the rest
zombies
i’ve been busy. lots of things happening around here. many of them good, some not so good.
things changing across the board.
despite all the insane and outrageous and preposterously rewarding life-changing choices i’ve made in the recent years, i’m … Read the rest
the big reveal
the secret is out. part of it, anyway.
i’m sorry it’s not a box with an embarrassing spongebob photo inside. but it’s pretty sweet anyway.
please give a standing ovation to my first published pattern. let me repeat that … Read the rest
sick
being sick is not fun.
in moments like these i find myself gazing longingly to the east, to the mildly socialist republic of finland, where you can be as sick as you can and miss as much work as you … Read the rest
stresslessness
i feel like i’ve just given birth.
today i’ve brought to conclusion an unprecedented, three-part project which i carried out with much determination and poise, despite all the dangers and uncertainty inherent in such projects.
as the boy would surely … Read the rest