sick day stash toss
greetings from planet snot. i’m SO sick. maintaining brain functions hurts. breathing hurts. everything hurts.
when i’m sick i hug yarn. and watch independence day. sometimes both at the same time. it just makes sense.
so after manhattan got destroyed … Read the rest
home
and so it happened, that the magnificent, syrupy waffle god* came down from heavens, placed her accepting palm on my head and said,
“yay, you be canadian now.”
and i was like, “okay”.
after around 20 months of debilitating uncertainty, … Read the rest
thirties shmirties
should i be having some sort of crisis? or is it cool to just be, you know, fine?
somehow this is supposed to be a very precarious time, with past choices starting to weigh me down and future choices being … Read the rest
greetings, granny-o
i suppose i should say welcome. or something.
hi! i am liisa, the slightly obnoxious, fluff-covered queen of the universe.
you may remember me from such recent hits as the great speed knitting debacle of 2013, the fabled story … Read the rest
zombies
i’ve been busy. lots of things happening around here. many of them good, some not so good.
things changing across the board.
despite all the insane and outrageous and preposterously rewarding life-changing choices i’ve made in the recent years, i’m … Read the rest
sick
being sick is not fun.
in moments like these i find myself gazing longingly to the east, to the mildly socialist republic of finland, where you can be as sick as you can and miss as much work as you … Read the rest
canada, fuck yeah
news have been received.
they were received through an unassuming e-mail on a groggy tuesday morning, upon receipt of which the undersigned went cold and limp and called mom and cried, as she so often does.
the ministry of jobs, … Read the rest