hiatus schmiatus
in case you had any doubt about my borderline OCD dedication to yarn, please note that today, sunday september 11, exactly five days since my entire right asscheek was sliced open, pronged into and stapled back together with 21 shiny … Read the rest
grave announcement
i hereby announce a short hiatus from blogging and being funny and witty in general.
tomorrow i shall undergo some majorly graphic lower back / upper butt surgery to relieve me from a nerve pinch that has tormented me and … Read the rest
project infinity
a friend of mine came up to me in march.
“can you make me a lace scarf for my sister’s wedding?” she asked. “of course”, i replied, with a magnificent halo of professional knittingdom above my head. “i can do … Read the rest
christmas came early
i deserve all this stuff. i really do. because i’m such a good person. who happened to be in a desperate need of a yarn swift.
and who also happens to be very much in non-platonical love with the color … Read the rest
clockwork awesome
yes. i do appreciate the irony in the fact that i’ve basically replaced one genre of skinny white guys singing about their feelings (nu-metal) with another genre of skinny white guys singing about their feelings (indie).
now let’s never talk … Read the rest
my man paulie
you know paulie.
he’s the type of dude that’s all over you. like, really gets under your skin. he’s kind of hairy. a little prickly. and smells funny too. it was love at first sight, sure, but later you’ve come … Read the rest
