certifiable
let’s just call it a nervous breakdown.
pain makes you do funny things. ridiculously extended pain makes you do ridiculously funny things. which eventually call for ridiculously funny measures.
but three weeks and seven therapeutic pairs of socks later i’m … Read the rest
back on track
please excuse the pseudoartistic tree hugger crap of the previous post. i had to do something. not being able to knit for almost two weeks made me delusional. that and painkillers. sweet opioidic mind-numbing BFF painkillers.
but i finally got … Read the rest
comfort yarn
i feel so unbelievably shitty right now. i don’t know if the surgery worked or not. i don’t know if i’ll ever get better or not. i’m alone, i’m bored and i’m in pain.
so. much. pain.
but at least … Read the rest
hiatus schmiatus
in case you had any doubt about my borderline OCD dedication to yarn, please note that today, sunday september 11, exactly five days since my entire right asscheek was sliced open, pronged into and stapled back together with 21 shiny … Read the rest
grave announcement
i hereby announce a short hiatus from blogging and being funny and witty in general.
tomorrow i shall undergo some majorly graphic lower back / upper butt surgery to relieve me from a nerve pinch that has tormented me and … Read the rest
project infinity
a friend of mine came up to me in march.
“can you make me a lace scarf for my sister’s wedding?” she asked. “of course”, i replied, with a magnificent halo of professional knittingdom above my head. “i can do … Read the rest
