life is nice

you know what’s nice? buying stuff that’s not only cool but also totally useful and ecological and hand-made.

you know what’s even nicer? receiving the said stuff wrapped in a gorgeous shiny package that you spend forever opening because you’re terrified of destroying it but eventually succeeding and going “hey there’s something else in here too” and finding more of the cool and totally useful and ecological and hand-made stuff that’s completely free because you happened to be their nth customer and thus entitled to royal-like treatment.

eat my shorts liz, i’m the queen here now

i cried. i totally did.

thank you, succaplokki. you made this grumpy old bitch’s day.