9
Dec
2011
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here’s to friday

i have two words for you, people.

ruffle yarn.

you know. this type. lady with the shit-eating grin sold separately.

source: diamondyarn.com

i don’t know what the shiznit is in the real world right now but in most of finland ruffle yarn is the shiznit of the season. in genuine, scary, all-encompassing i-will-rip-your-fucking-heart-out-if-you-touch-that-last-ball magnitude. the sheer amount of speed and agility these (elderly) people seem to summon up whenever ruffle yarn is in sight is almost awe-inspiring. and being a member of the entrepreneurial party and thus witnessing such agitated behavior daily all i can do is sort of smile and accept their money. ka-ching, baby.

which is not to say i actually either approve or encourage the use of such yarn for any other purposes than providing a cautionary example of inexplicable mass hysteria. that and glittery acrylic toilet paper.

because even though i thoroughly support all kinds of handicrafts, and am willing to overlook many, many types of fugly in the name of DYI, ruffle yarn is the satanic mother of all fuglies and should be treated as such.

and some day, presumably around 20 seconds before i get fired, i will take matters into my own hands and begin preaching my gospel called THOU SHALT NOT USE RUFFLE YARN OR ELSE.

but being a martyr is kinda cool too, right?

23
Nov
2011
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cancel christmas

warning. an image-heavy post follows.

so i made a rather impressive performance at a handicrafts fair last sunday. in terms of buying stuff anyway. screw christmas. consider my presents opened.

the fair was 150 miles away from me so mom came along and we staid overnight at a hotel. ate bad burgers, farted, giggled, farted again. like any other normal mother-daugther pair would do.

the fair seems to get bigger and bigger each year and this time there were almost 600 exhibitors trying to lure me to the dark side. an alarming number succeeded. oh well. i may be a servant of satan now but at least i’ve got stuff. much, much stuff.

and i really made a point to only buy stuff that’s ecological, domestic or otherwise inherently good as far as consumer conscience goes. this awesome necklace from intoa is made out of old carpet rags. look at the scrumptuous color! look at it!

it obviously calls for a matching set of earrings. because sometimes i like to dress up and feel like a girly girl. these enameled beauties are from pauliina rundgren.

filling up my needle stash. i never knew knitpicks needles come in packs of 6. now i can break one just for the hell of it! oh snap!

then i found some gorgeous undyed dk weight lamb’s wool from honkarinteen lammastila, which is an organic farm in southwest finland. the yarn’s so gorgeous and soft that i want to wrap myself in it. sleep in it. make love to it. can’t live without it.

i met the farm owner too, which is absolutely the best thing about these fairs. what an amazingly nice person. it’s one thing to buy mass-produced yarn at a department store, and a completely different thing to buy yarn from someone who’s fed and sheared the sheep herself and then spun the yarn with her own hands.

some hand-dyed sock yarn from hopeasäie

some ridiculously soft, i-have-no-idea-what-i’m-gonna-do-with-this-but-i-had-to-buy-it-anyway merino from kirkkomäki

a set of sock blockers from succaplokki… although in my shopping craze bought the small size instead of medium. rendering them somewhat useless. oh well. they’re pretty and i supported eco-friendly production. so money well spent i guess.

and finally i found the most perfect bag ever. it’s exactly the right size, opens with one hand, works both as handbag and shoulder bag, and fits an amazing amount of stuff in it. and it’s made out of recycled army materials. globe hope, please allow me to build you an altar where i shall worship you for hours on end. naked if necessary.

what a fruitful sunday it was. same time next year, folks!

oh and you may have noticed that the art of photography is getting increasingly crappy here. choosing to live in arctic latitudes means having zero natural light this time of year. but fear not. only five more months of fumbling in the dark. it’s not that long, right?

…right?

21
Nov
2011
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growing up

i’ve been hostessing* this blog for some time now and looks like my baby’s growing up. the lovely becca at nook just gave me my first blog award!

keep ’em coming, people.

as for the award rules, i’m supposed to state seven interesting things about myself and then play the honor forward.

well, you’d be dead wrong to think i’d conform to such conformist conformity that easily. i need to bend the rules somehow.

i’m giving the award to hunter at violently domestic because both her parlance and the stuff she makes is awesome. period.

and here are five carefully selected and completely non-random facts about me. take that, conformity.

1. i can cross my toes. a great conversation-opener too.

2. my all-time favorite treat is potato chips mixed with vanilla ice cream into a heaping pile of sweet’n’salty goodness. oh god how much i want it. now. seriously. RIGHT N–

3. i love aeroplanes. looking at them, that is. not flying with them. i hate flying. being paralyzed with some kind of primitive death-fear is not my thing. but i could watch planes all day long from now until.. well, the day i die. in a burning flaming fireball of a mid-air collision, preferably. taxiing planes, landing planes, parked planes, i don’t care. planes.

4. i once washed the bathroom sink with my flatmate’s toothbrush. what can i say. i was disgruntled. marika, if you’re out there.. well, you should’ve been nicer.

5. i secretly hope that the correct answer is, in fact, mormons. because that would be funny.

*yes it’s a real word

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